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Hi city kids! It’s green economical patriotic blog posting time! Since none of you has ever seen any example of that animal the Dude is confounding a nihilistic ferret with and many of you think Swiss people are rich because they stay out of the Euro zone, Uncle Klav is going to educate you with some fresh (in)sights. Now that the world is burning around us, these are essential concerns.

First, and most important: marmots.

Marmot plays sentinel. Can you see it?

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Let’s celebrate Christianity’s most famous hijacking with an improbable rendition of Little Drummer Boy by Cold Meat Industry‘s hippie on duty Coph Nia:

This made my meat all warm.

This is too awesome/witty/to the point/etc. not to be reposted. TIME & co. could learn from those guys.

The proof for it is parked below my window.